From: "Barack Obama" (obitchba@whitehouse.gov)
To: "Fitch"; "Moodys"; "Standard & Poors"
Re: US DOJ investigation of S&P rating practices
<Gentlemen,
<I will admit that I am too much of a fucking pansy to be able to govern my own country.
<Nevertheless, there will be no more downgrades.
<I throw my wait around here and try to push you guys around because I cannot handle twenty or so country lawyers from East Bumfuck Jesusland sitting as freshmen in the House of Representatives.
<Sincerely,
<Barack Obama
<aka YOUR ONLY GAME IN TOWN, BITCHES
<seriously, Rick Perry would lynch your asses or drag you behind his pickup truck or some shit if he gets elected.
