When last we checked during the pregame show before our walloping of Arkansas, May did concede that the Buckeyes MAY have guys with SOME speed. On a "straight line" basis. But nowhere near the "side to side" speed found in the sainted SEC in general. And Arkansas in particular. Who we then just blitzkrieged. (Before the de rigeur Sweater-Vest attempt to give the game back to them in the second half via offensive and defensive play-calls.)
If this were "Family Guy" we would now cut to footage of a teenage Mark May getting beat up by a dude in an OSU shirt.
What the fuck is that guy's problem anyway? And it is not just the Monkey and his associates that have noticed this. Let's see what some google-fu can accomplish by typing "why does Mark May"
Aha! Just as we thought!
Here is the Monkey's answer to this question: BECAUSE HE'S A FUCKING JACKASS. And here is a picture of him practicing for what he will be doing after the show is over.
