So the local "gay community" in San Antonio has been floating rumors that Gauleiter Perry is gay? Well, this would not surprise the Monkey THAT much. After all, there is THIS.
This outfit is just one pair of assless chaps away from meeting the dress code at the local leather daddy bar. Whatever that is. Which the Monkey doesn't know, being neither gay nor Republican. Or, uh, er, rather "which the Monkey doesn't know - not being a Republican."
And once again, the Monkey hates Democrats too! It is just that these idiot teabag wingnuts are too easy of a target and must be attacked at every opportunity.
