Michelle Cagruesome-Cabrera: the interior monologue

KILL KILL KILL MAIN DESTROY MURDER KILL KILL KILL... Oh wait, camera's on me, need to smile.....Camera back on Sack of Shit Joe Kernen--- KILL MAIM TORTURE KILL KILL KILL KILL.... Camera on. Remember to smile! Ooooh! Kernen takes a break from his witless prattling, need to offer right-wing talking point! Kernen unsurprisingly agrees and is off with more extended witless prattling. Attempts to make a joke, so I need to support my co-wingnutist with some grotesque cackling. KILL DESTROY MURDER MAIM KILL KILL KILL Oh, there goes that twink Sorkin trying to sound vaguely nuanced. KILL KILL KILL BURN KILL MAIM KILL KILL KILL.... Oooh! Camera! Smile! No camera! KILL KILL KILL......