SOSJK: It was great. You know, Bermuda is not a terrorist-appeasing surrender monkey place like France.
Joe, do you think the heat wave in Texas really is going to let up?
SOSJK: Yes, and this proves that global warming is a fantasy.
Joe, do you think my cat has lost weight?
SOSJK: She obviously has. What, was Michelle Obama hectoring her about her diet or something?
Joe, should I work out chest or shoulders this morning?
SOSJK: Shoulders - you need strong shoulders in this country to bear the weight of Obama's socialist agenda.
Joe, do you know why I get that goopy shit in the corner of my eyes in the morning?
SOSJK: Well I don't know this but I am sure GOVERNMENT think it knows better than you.
Joe, which was the better Biggie album - Born Again or Life After Death?
SOSJK: Democrats want to tax you on death so I will go with Born Again. However, Democrats DO want to kill babies so I may have to weigh that further and get back to you.
Joe, what did you have for breakfast today?
SOSJK: I asked for FREEDOM FRIES but apparently the government makes McDonalds onll serve breakfast foods so I had to have FREEDOM HASH BROWNS instead.
Thanks Joe! That's all for today!
